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Twelve Days of Christmas - school edition

On this Christmas day 2024 I wanted to share with you my the life of a head teacher in the form of a not-so-traditional carol. Have a great day everyone!

On the first day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
A lot of anxiety.

On the second day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the third day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Three snow days, two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Four different SENCOs, three snow days, 
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Five wasp stings, four different SENCOs, three snow days, 
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety. 

On the sixth day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Six stressful SATs tests, five wasp stings, four different SENCOs, 
Three snow days, two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my school it gave to me, 
Seven lunch providers, six stressful SATs tests, five wasp stings, 
Four different SENCOs, three snow days, two angry mums 
And a lot of anxiety.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Eight budgets falling, seven lunch providers, six stressful SATs tests, 
Five wasp stings, four different SENCOs, three snow days, 
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Nine grumpy teachers, eight budgets falling, 
Seven lunch providers, six stressful SATs tests, 
Five wasp stings, four different SENCOs, three snow days, 
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Ten teams meetings, nine grumpy teachers, eight budgets falling, 
Seven lunch providers, six stressful SATs tests, 
Five wasp stings, four different SENCOs, three snow days, 
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Eleven playground duties, ten teams meetings, 
Nine grumpy teachers, eight budgets falling, 
Seven lunch providers, six stressful SATs tests, 
Five wasp stings, four different SENCOs, three snow days, 
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my school it gave to me,
Twelve risk assessments, eleven playground duties, 
Ten teams meetings, nine grumpy teachers, eight budgets falling, 
Seven lunch providers, six stressful SATs tests, 
Five wasp stings, four different SENCOs, three snow days, 
Two angry mums and a lot of anxiety.



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